Eat pie or die. A poem
EAT PIE OR DIE! – A poem
· Eat pie.
· Or die.
· It’s that simple.
· Got a bad grade?
· Grate some cheese!
· EAT YOUR PEAS LOISE!
· Maybe if I sneeze…
· ON THE PEAS!
· Would that make then 5-star peas?
· So all this for pie?
· Is it over-rated?
· NO!
· NO WAY!
· So…
· Eat the pie…
· OR DIE!
-Poem by -Amanda Caputo
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